MomoKai Convos

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So I had Sonadow convos
So I decided to move my MomoKai convos to this place
X3

MomoKai & Beer:

Momo: *drinks beer*
Kai: Wtf are you doing DUMBASS that will destroy ur tennis game -_-
Momo: Blah blah its just ONE haha ur scared MAMUSHI ur scared of drinking beer HAHAHAHA
Kai: I dont wanna kill all my braincells and become stupid like you
Momo: HAHA WIMP
Kai: Shut up! Im not a wimp u dumbass!
Momo: Then drink one!
~~~ 5 min later
Momo: Oh Kaiidooooh. You knowww I've always loved youuuu.
Kai: Baaka...
<-hotsexensues->

So anyway that's a slice ofa day in the MomoKai life

MomoKai & ...Shower

MORE STUFF
Kaidon: FSHUUU
Momo: >__> WHAT Mamushi im taking a SHOWER
Kaidoh: GET OUT OF THE RESTROOM ALREADY
Momo: No im busy
Kaidoh: WHY U TAKE 1 HR SHOWERS
Momo: im gelling my hair
Kaidoh: DUMBASS
Momo: at least my hair isnt girly liek urs
Kaidoh: GET OUT -breaks down door-
Momo: ...
Kaidoh: You said you were gelling your hair. >//////////////////<

MomoKai & Grope x3

Momo: /grope
Kaidoh: !!!! FSHUUUUU!!
Teacher: Hmm? What's wrong, Kaidoh?
Kaidoh: >/////////////////////////> nothing

MomoKai & ..uh

Momo: -drops tennis racket-
Kaidoh: DUMBASS. -bends down to pick up-
Momo: SURPRISE BUTT-SEX

MomoKai & Momo doesn't think it's the same

Kaidoh: I don't want to f**k! I have homework tonight! Go away, dumbass
Momo: We never f**k though..!
Kaidoh: wth we do it everynight
Momo: No, it's only f**king when you're on top, when I'm on top it's called making love
Kaidoh: WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFRENCE

MomoKai & Fooood

Momo: Sigh I'm so bored
Kaidoh: dumbass Wtf you just ate eighteen burgers how can you be bored i'd be trying to trhow up
Momo: Ugh well you ran out of money
Kaidoh: Im not paying for ur goddamn dinner anymore from now on u pay for urself -.-
Momo: Aww -hug- Pweeeeze >^<.....If I don't eat..then I get all hungry and then I feel so b...
Kaidoh: -shakes off- I dont care fshuuuu -runs home-
Next day:
Kaidoh: HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO EAT 22 BURGERS
Momo: Well you had more money this time

MomoKai & Shut up

Momo: Oh look it's a sharpie
Kaidoh: Captain Obvious
Momo: Woah you made a JOKE, Mamushi!
Kaidoh: Shut up dumbass
Momo: Dumbass fatass stupidass you really like to talk about my ass huh
Kaidoh: URUSAI, dumb--....BAKA
Momo: Dumb baka lawl you're running out of insults
Kaidoh: FSHUU!
Momo: So maybe you should shut up
Kaidoh: ...
Momo: That way, you know, we can do other things

MomoKai & Lollipop

Momo: LOLLIPOP
Kaidoh: Fshuu
Momo: Kaidoh want one too? Ill buy it for you =3
Kaidoh: ...Fshuu
Momo: Okay what flavor?
Kaidoh: Dumbass
Momo: Hello cashier I'd like dumbass flavor
Cashier: e____O;;;;
Kaidoh: BAKA! -pulls Momo away- gomengomengomen
Cashier: Uh..ok
Momo: So what flavor?
Kaidoh: ...Strawberry
Momo: That's a girl flavor
Kaidoh: Just shut up
Momo: Do you want our condoms to be strawberry flavored too?
Kaidoh: JUST SHUT UP

MomoKai & Vitamin Water vs. Gatorade

Momo: Eh? You want Vitamin water? That's such a GIRLY drink!
Kaidoh: Gatorade is disgusting! They put weird chemicals in it!
Momo: They do that to vitamin water too you know
Kaidoh: At least Vitamin water tastes better
Momo: But it's so girllieee.
Kaidoh: HOW THE HELL CAN A DRINK BE GIRLY
Momo: Hmph it's like how you like strawberry pocky and red roses and stuff you're such a girrrl
Three days later
Momo: Two vitamin waters please
Kaidoh: You said Vitamin water was girly!
Momo: Ehh ? But I drank yours and it tasted better tahn my gatorade
Kaidoh -.-

MomoKai & Cold

Kaidoh: Are you cold?
Momo: ...Of course not. -shivering-
Kaidoh: Baka. You're cold. -gives jacket-
Momo: I don't want your stinky jacket. -takes it anyway-
Kaidoh: Your actions contradict your words, dumbass.
Momo: But hey won't you be cold
Kaidoh: No
Momo: Hey I know some things we can do that keep us both warm
Kaidoh: NO!
Momo: What...? What's wrong with playing a tennis match >.<

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MomoKai & Pockets

Kaidoh: What the heck is all this crap in your pockets you dumbass
Momo: Uhh...Gum wrappers...Pocky boxes...Pencils, pens, erasers, last night's homework, tonight's homework, tennis balls--
Kaidoh: I GET IT but why the HELL is it all in here
Momo: Because I need it at some point in the day
Kaidoh: You keep your candy in a BAG. You keep your school supplies in a PENCIL CASE. Your homework goes in a BINDER and you don't even need tennis balls, they have those at the club!
Momo: Uh you forgot the condoms
Kaidoh: ....

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MomoKai & Fshuu

Kaidoh: -before he serves Momo tells him to play his best- Fshuu
Kaidoh: -after he hits boomerang snake he looks at Momo- Fshuu
Kaidoh: -after he wins game when Momo congratulates him- Fshuu
Kaidoh: -before he eats he gets irritated because Momo steals his food- Fshuu
Kaidoh: -while training with Momo- Fshuu
Kaidoh: -when Momo kisses him- Fshuu
Kaidoh: -when Momo takes him out- Fshuu
~~Kaidoh goes over to Momo's house
Momo: Shuu
Kaidoh: Fshuu! Don't imitate me teme you're doing it wrong
Momo: All you say is Shuu Shuu Shuu what does Shuu even mean
Kaidoh: Fshuu means Fshuu...Fshuu
Momo: Shuu
Kaidoh: Fuh-shuu not Shuu
Momo: Fuh-shuu
Kaidoh: Fshuu
Momo: Fshuu
Kaidoh: ...Fshuu means I love you in Parseltongue
Momo: ........Fshuu
Kaidoh: .............Fshuu

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MomoKai & Kaidoh doesn't wanna

Momo: eat it
Kaidoh: No
Momo: Yes eat it you know you want it
Kaidoh: No i dont stop it !
Momo: You want it eat it eat it
Kaidoh: -pushes away- You first
Momo: No you have to first
Kaidoh: No i don't wanna
Momo: If you don't I'll stick it down your throat
Kaidoh: FSHUU
Momo: JUST EAT THE DAMN CAKE

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Kaidoh: -spills ice cream on lap- oh crap -gets out napkin-
Momo: O__O -licks ice cream off-
Kaidoh: WTF R U DOING
Momo: Ur wasting ice cream! So im gonna eat it -licks-
Kaidoh: Aghh. -looks away, blushing-
Momo: -finishes- yummyumm Awww I want more
Kaidoh: <.< ....-drags Momo away-
<__Hotsmexensues__>
>;D

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[ l o r e l i u x ] says:
FSHUU
/eat
Brieze says:
noooooes
*pout* XD
[ l o r e l i u x ] says:
Kaidoh: :C
Momo: <.< Kaidoh dont u dare fall for her
Kaidoh: >.> At least shes cuter than u
Momo: EHHH what'd you say
Kaidoh: I SAID THAT YOU'RE UGLY DUMBASS
Momo: WHY YOUU...*pouts*
Kaidoh: :C
Momo: :CC
Kaidoh: >//////////////< -kiss, run away-
Momo: HA I WIN

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MomoKai, TezuRyo & Echizen understands Momo and Kaidoh

Echizen: Those two, Momo-senpai and Kaidoh-senpai, keep saying perverted things
Freshman: Eh? But I only see them arguing
Echizen: Listen to them
Momo: Yo Mamushi!
Kaidoh: Stop calling me Mamushi dumbass!
Momo: At least I'm not a dumbass Mamushi like you!
Kaidoh: Teme! What'd you say! Wanna go at it?
Momo: Heh! I'll beat you any day!
Kaidoh: As if! Fshuuuu!
Freshman: -looks at Echizen- What do you mean?
Echizen:
"Momo: Yo Mamushi! ---> Hi, I'm using a pet name that I invented only for you
Kaidoh: Stop calling me Mamushi dumbass! ---> I'd prefer if you called me Kaidoh or Kaoru, though
Momo: At least I'm not a bastard like you! ---> There, I didn't call you Mamushi, happy?
Kaidoh: What'd you say! Wanna go at it? ---> Yeah, wanna do it on this court?
Momo: Heh! I'll beat you any day! ---> I'm on top, though
Kaidoh: As if! Fshuuuu! ---> As usual, Ily
Freshman: -eye twitches-
Echizen: ...?
Freshman: Uh, how would...you know that
Echizen: Oh. I have to interpret Tezuka's language all the time, so these two are easy compared to him.
Freshman: -backs away slowly- Oh god I'm surrounded by gay people. @.@